Gain muscle the slow, hard, proven way – Guaranteed! $97

gain muscle slow hard proven way

OK, you can tell I don’t have a degree in marketing because I’m never going to get rich with a realistic, honest sales pitch like that! There are literally thousands of products out there that promise you the fast, easy shortcut to either big muscles or ripped abs – those people are the ones who become millionaires. Trouble is, they are scams. There ARE no shortcuts that are both legal and healthy and these scams end up in my Fitness Hall of Shame where they belong.

The truth is that anyone can get ripped washboard abs. The truth is that all men, regardless of age, can gain muscle and get stronger. The truth is that 99% of men have the genetics to look like a Men’s Fitness cover model. BUT, it takes hard work, determination, proper motivation, and time, lots of time. If you are impatient, you will fall for one of the scams you will end up back here with a thinner wallet and no better physique so please start here and save your wallet.

This weeks leg workout video finally completed my goal of making my intermediate home workout a complete package. I now have two complete home workouts, my beginning workout and my intermediate workout. These workout plans are complete, text describing them and videos for every day of the workout plan. Let me start my sales pitch for these programs over again …

Gain muscle the slow, hard, proven way – Guaranteed! $97

What if I guaranteed you that you could have the body of your dreams for just $97 with the best guarantee in the industry? Most people pay personal trainers thousands of dollars a year for workout plans, but I can save you money! Most DVD programs cost $299 and only have a worthless 30 day guarantee. These DVD programs are great for beginners but people quickly out grow them.

My program covers the entire range from beginner to advanced, you never outgrow it because I teach you how to adapt it. My program is guaranteed to work because it uses the proven method of hard work, nutrition, sweat to build you the healthy, amazing physique of your dreams – slowly. If you are just getting started, my beginner program is where you start. If you have a bit of experience then my intermediate program is for you. For every day’s workout, there is a complete video showing you exactly what to do and a text description as well. BUT WAIT, there’s more! As a bonus to my loyal followers, you get detailed 5 minute videos on how to perform every single exercise included in these programs! AN INCREDIBLE VALUE, a complete workout program with guaranteed results!

Now for the incredible part, the amazing guarantee.  No one else offers a guarantee like this.  I am so confident that these programs will work for you that you don’t have to pay a penny until after you get results! Thats right, not a single penny till you have achieved the healthy, physique of your dreams. Years from now when you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and say “Dang, I look good!”, please come back here and consider donating.

39 thoughts on “Gain muscle the slow, hard, proven way – Guaranteed! $97”

  1. Hi Scooby – Jim for the UK here. After following your ‘Pull-ups for total beginners programme” I did my first ever full chin up today, I am 47 so it has taken me a long time!!! I am at phase 3. I have used your website extensively over the last 6 months and have lost 4 stone. Thank you for providing such a valuable service! Alvederzane my friend.

  2. Christopher Dupont

    The best part is that smile in the picture on the right! I’m wondering if that is a sincere photograph with insurmountable enthusiasm or a ‘troll’ photograph.

  3. I never donate to people or websites, but I just sent my donation. A friend told me about your site, and I’ve been using your information ever since. It’s invaluable. Thank you. I have since told people about your site.

  4. Hey Scooby, I’m from Scotland in the UK, and I feel the only quality and affordable advice I can get is from you, like 3000 miles away! Cheers man, keep everything up, really enjoying it!

  5. Thank you for your hard work and generosity! I know you say there is no substitute for a pullup, but sometimes I go for weeks without access to one, and the doors in the house are too weak to support one! Is there An Intermediate workout pull day alternative you would recommend? Incline rows and dumbbell pullovers adequate?

  6. Yeah, we love you Scooby!!! I’m 58 and have been relying heavily on you for the last 10 months. I’ve never in my life been fitter or felt so good. I’ve never looked so good either!! I can’t praise your integrity, honesty and generosity enough, let alone your gifts as a teacher. I hope one day to be able to thank you in a more material way.

  7. I’m a big fan of what you do Scooby, but is it just me or does that “before” photo look like you just shoved a pillow under your shirt and put a toupee on…???

  8. Rewritten ad: “People wanted for hazardous fitness journey. Zero wages, tough workouts, long periods of no appreciation from others. Strict dietary requirements. Enviable body in event of success.”

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